Private

Rating: TWO & A HALF "No Vaginal for Me on This Holiday" BUSTED NUTS

WINNIE's the "mom" of this mother/daughter combo in Private Tropical's 38th installment. Based on their respective appearances, Winnie must have been pregnant far, far before the current age her "daughter," SABRINA SWEET, who ass fucks her way around a tropical island curiously populated only by Eastern European men, who say things like, "behbee, I know jzhyur mohzherr don't speak verrry well Engliszch, but plheeze tell her she iszzz byooteefull."

SURF'S UP SABRINA SWEET'S ASS.

Winnie's learned her lesson. She could have been ass fucking at age 14, which must have been when she was "pregnant" with Sabrina, and assuming Sabrina is the bare minimum legal age of 18 years and 1 day. It would have been a good idea if Winnie had renounced vaginal sex altogether, and she wouldn't be in this sticky predicament of having to steal her kid's boyfriend and cram his cock up her ass crack the second she walks away… but then again, we wouldn't have this movie to watch if that hadn't happened way back when. Wow, the temporal scenarios of this one could really fuck with your mind, bro.

But that's ok. Private Tropical movies are as run-of-the-mill and cookie cutter as you're likely to find coming out of this porn house. The flicks are all about the same level of stale, with about the same level of hot Euro babeitude being boned by stiff, ambivalent Euro goons in very controlled and controlling situations… although they still haven't figured out how to fuck on the beach without getting sand near the delicate orifices. I wonder if you can request more money for being in a sex scene involving the health risks of sand? –- STEELY ROB

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