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06.07.10
"I AM ON MY WAY HOME SO I CAN NOT GET MY DICK SUCKED. VINNIE WILL HAVE HIS DICK SUCKED BEFORE & AFTER GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED," ITALIAN SAL LAMENTS ABOUT THE INEQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF DICK SUCKING AROUND HERE. PLUS: MORE VACATION REPEATS, BITCHES

THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by The Egyptian Tourism Board: "Egypt: It's A Real Mighty Fine Country of Non-Jews. Or Armenians. Who Will Try To Sell You Radios."

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DOING BUSINESS WITH AN ARMENIAN: PREDICTABILITY IN ACTION.



MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ THOUGH PUERTO RICAN, IS NO FAN OF TOILET PLUNGER ASS RAPE. REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD FROM YOUR MEXICAN POT DEALER.

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WHILE THE SULTRY LEATHER PANTS LOOK WORKS ON THE OUTSIDE, IN THE JOINT IT SPELLS ONLY ONE THING: LESBIAN PLUNGER ASS RAPE.


HAWAII (SkullGame) -- Actress MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ had an "amazing experience" in prison and has no regrets about being locked up. We mean outside of that whole unfortunate plunger-up-the-ass thing.

The actress, who plays Ana Lucia on the hit show Lost, and did not adequately account for the plunger ass fucking or even the possibility of plunger ass fucking, foolishly chose a jail sentence instead of 240 hours community service after being convicted of drunk-driving last month. She spent 65 hours behind bars.

Rodriguez says, "It was so cool. I love people, and it was a primal crew. The only thing that keeps them going is fighting for salt and making dice out of soap. And my mocha cream-colored ass.

"It was an amazing experience. I wouldn't take it back for anything. Well, all except for the prolapsed colon thing.

"I have a really good belief in destiny. It's, like, if I'm gonna be killed in there, I'm gonna be killed in there. But, yes, you are right. I could not have accounted for what an attractive target my ass would be for women jailed away from any reasonable source or sexual outlet."

"I represent the people, you know what I mean? I had love in there. People got where I'm coming from on the business end of a plunger."

And Rodriguez spent her time behind bars creatively.

She adds, "Drawing pictures for everybody on their shirts. Writing poetry. And singing show tunes with the girls. ... I'm not surprised they raped my ass."

In the hustle and bustle of the modern world there is an oasis of tranquility. A small spot where sleep and solace live. Where you can take a few minutes by yourself, for yourself. And that place is SkullGame Pines: A Community Where You Can Sleep Without Your Shoes.

"AS A STOCKBROKER MY DAYS WERE JUST A BUSY FRAZZLE OF HOLLERING INTO CELLPHONES. NOW AT SKULLGAME PINES I CAN REDISCOVER WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME."
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And from Heinrich's Celebrity NewsWire...

ARYAN ACTRESS HEATHER GRAHAM NO LONGER PLANNING ON SHARING COOCH WITH WILY JEW FIEND

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GRAHAM'S TAY TAYS ARE NOW SAFE FROM NON-CHRISTIAN INTERVENTION...BUT FOR HOW LONG?!?! HOW LONG?!?!


LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- "Boogie Nights" beauty HEATHER GRAHAM is a single woman once again after parting ways with her producer beau and Christ Killer CHRIS WEITZ.

The couple, who dated for more than two racially troubling years, remain close, despite the well-known Jew tendency to sap the life force from the fine flower of Aryan womanhood wherever he may find it.

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A GERMAN ARTIST'S RENDERING OF "PRODUCER" CHRIS WEITZ

Graham tells SkullGame, "I...I...I'm so confused." As well she might be after 24 months of steady Jewification. "I blame the heroin."

While pals say the pair's relationship dissolved in September, Graham still insisted on attending a October 24 fundraiser for the International Foundation for Terror Act Victims, which is close to Weitz's heart, what with his global desire to bring Jew terror wherever Jew terror currently isn't.

She adds, "When he called me about this event, I could feel the pull of the incredibly crafty yet highly stupid Jew menace already like, UPON me. But I could not resist. Oh, god. Please help me."


Aaand...from EARLIER this week!!!

Our thanks go out to JIM DAVIS, following in the footsteps of SETH MAC FARLANE, he contributes this strip to today's SKULLGAME tribute to Anuses Week.

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MAN. HE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER DOESN'T HE?




IN ACT OF GROSS NEGLIGENCE, TIME MAGAZINE MISTAKENLY NAMES SKULLGAME MEMBERS INDIVIDUALLY AS "PERSON OF THE YEAR."

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After seemingly running out of brutal, bloodthirsty dictators and fundamentalist bigots alike, Time Magazine goes one step further and gives every reprobate with a wandering eye the crown in the official, year-end "Thanks So Much For Your Efforts In Fucking Up The World This Year" award ceremonies.

Time.com (SkullGame)--Forgetting that in naming "you" as the winner of the Person of the Year award also extended to us, or at least those of us who managed to steal the issue from neighborhood mailboxes, or picked the magazine up in the waiting room whilst visiting our probation officers, Time Magazine effectively bestowed its long sought-after award to the entirety of the SkullGame staff, and here is what each individual recipient had to say about it:

Vinnie Rose: "Who knew that sitting at your kitchen table, drunk off of wine, in the lonely hours of the night, since ruining your favorite computer chair, writing love letters to those who have long-since passed and hate mail to those who have not, would result in me being crowned the winner of the Man of Illegitimate Income award? Now if they only gave trophies for Wondering Where It All Went Wrong...

Italian Sal Pacino: "Am I surprised? I'd have to say 'no.' Unless you can point out another person in this room that has had sex with a bemoustached Armenian immigrant 'woman' this year. And took pictures of it. And showed people these pictures, keeping a straight face as they choked on their own yak. Western Importer of Most Lax Morals award? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Steely Rob: "Father of the Year? Holy shit."

Judge Roy Bean: "To call it random would be a bit of an overstatement, what since I've kept my toothbrush in the shower for the past six months and all but, nonetheless, I'm glad they've finally started recognizing Getting Drunk and Pissing in the Sink as an Olympic sport, and passing out the due rewards. Say, do I get paid for this thing?"

Mr. Xtra: "After not lying nearly as much this year as I did last, in regards to how many women I didn't sleep with...I mean didn't sleep with me...I mean...thanks to my crippling Asian bitch porn addiction, wherein I work diligently towards convincing Japan to ban white men in totality...wait...what am I again?"

English Bob: "Well considering that I spent the lion's share of the year lying on the floor of my kitchen in a dirty bathrobe, wet with my own urine and tears, after ingesting a heroic amount of unidentified pills that Vinnie Rose Fed Ex'd me, it's a great surprise, upon awakening and finding everything in my life to be just as much of a fucking mess as when I last left it, and that Martin Green has went and won himself the coveted position of Homosexual of the Year. Cheers Martin, you fuckin' fag you."

Butcher Bob: "I figured that leaving Milwaukee was the first step towards the Caribbean Convict of the Year award. I just didn't know it was going to happen so quickly. Or that they were handing out blue ribbons in the middle of the night."

Maximum: "I knew that one day I would be recognized for the sheer amount of 22 oz. Budweisers I can drink on a work night, bongs I can load on my lunch break, and rides I can let Judge Roy Bean bum rides off of me without turning his pockets inside out and shaking that motherfucker up and down over a freeway overpass. It would just take a little bit of time. I'd like to thank all the doctors for their help in making me Time Magazine's Best Dude Who Beat a Staph Infection This Year award. It was a long, hard road..."

Heinrich Bimmler: "Jah, after helpings to rid zee toxic cesspool of zee California from all zee subhuman vermin type of Juden, Negro and Scientologist, one bullet at a time from mine vindow, just like zee Schvarzenegger told me to, I knew zat I vould be in zee running for zis avard. But I thinks it vas zee cockblocking of zee mud person Italian Sals Pacino zat put me in such gut favors with zee Fuhrer. Zat is vhy I am so happy to accepts this award for German Overachiever of zee Year. Sieg Heil and Guten Tag comrades!"

Cornholio: "The fuck did you just call me, motherfucker?"

Popeye Katsopolis: "Did I ever tell yous about the time I haphazardly wandered into the gay sex maze after haphazardly wandering into the gay sex club that haphazardly had a big neon sign with dicks on it glowing outside? Did I tell yous about how I spent a good 30 minutes and 5 dollars playing Frogger in the employee's lounge of said haphazard gay sex establishment? Did I tell yous that all I wanted was just a fucking drink? That's why I'm Time Magazine's Non-Gay Person of the Year. It took a lot of work..."

A SKULLGAME SPOT QUIZ: WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHORE NAMED SARAH GIDICK WHO WON'T FUCK MEXICANS OR NEGROES?

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"I'M NOT A WHORE...I'M JUST A 25, ER, UH 21 YEAR OLD 'COLLEGE' 'STUDENT'. IF I WAS A WHORE WELL, OF COURSE, I'D FUCK THEM. BUT I AM NOT A WHORE. I JUST TAKE MONEY FOR SEX."

SAN DIEGO (SkullGame) -- Republican SARAH GIDICK [dc22201@hotmail.com] will fuck men for money as long as they're not BLACK BASTARDS or MEXICAN GREASERS.

The SKULLGAME Spot Quiz:

IS She or IS SHE NOT a WHORE? Or perhaps she's more of a SLUT?

Voting at VINNIE@SKULLGAME.COM is open until Election Day. MAKE YOURSELF HEARD AMERICA!!!


 


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