Red Light District

Rating: FIVE "Cock: 50, Hand: 0" BUSTED NUTS

Sooooooo....this is a DVD bonus package deal. You know what that means? That means OVER FIVE HOURS OF PORN IN ONE SITTING! It goes without saying that at this point, as great as this movie is, my cock is super pissed at my hand and they won't be hanging out for at least a full 24 hours.

RED LIGHT DISTRICT goes all the fuck out with the oh-so-subtle BANG THAT BLACK BITCH, WHITE BOY. In what is a perfect collection of superfilth, this flick put shit down right off the bat with very little filler. I could've done without having to listen to MARK WOOD babble about how great his recent basketball game went before he rails the vicodin-eyed LUSCIOUS LOPEZ.

PAT IT & PRICK IT & MARK IT WITH A "C" & PUT IT ON THE NOSE FOR JASMINE & ME!

Why the fuck are the dudes allowed to even speak in these things?

The director doing the interviewing of the broads is the ONLY thing that should be allowed. End of story. Maybe that should be cut out as well? But hey, that's what the skip button is for.

Either way, don't let this discourage you, or your loads.

BUY THIS! You will not be sorry. I cannot guarantee the safety of your cock after purchase, but it will survive. Promise. -- SCOTTY B.

Buy it NOW!