Combat Zone

Rating: FOUR "You're Not From Around Here, Are You?" BUSTED NUTS

I had to watch this thing twice just to be totally sure that this is the first porno I have every watched where no one in it speaks a fucking lick of English! Not one!! Usually, you hear are "oh yeah" or at least hear the word "Cum" once, but nope. Not here. There's so much foreign ass in this that trying to guess which country each one is from is fucking pointless.

"MY NAME IS MISTI, SHERI, VIOLET..." HI, MISTI, SHERI, VIOLET! "AND I AM A CUMHOLIC." EEWWWWW....

MISTI & SHERIDAN double teaming the luckiest man in the world is literally all that matters in this movie. Pros I tell you. Pros. Talk about saving the best for...well...first. It's the first fucking scene in the movie. Curious as to why they didn't move this to the end (for obvious reasons), but who cares? It just saves you from having to sit through the rest of the mediocre bullshit to get to "where the fuck your money is going."

It's a little discouraging seeing VIOLET's ass make a dude's cock look like a toothpick toward the end of this. I'm sure CGI could help him out in making his dong look bigger, but with a budget of $50 I'm sure that won't be happening anytime soon. Poor guy. Haha....

The rest of this is pretty damn good, but nothing in comparison to the first scene. Spend your money on this. You will not be sorry. -- SCOTTY B.

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