Asia Bootleg

Rating: FOUR "Hookers? Noooooo..." BUSTED NUTS


If I had a fuckton of money, a camcorder, and the nerve to try and smuggle some video of me doing some hardcore fucking business with random girls from overseas, I would be on it like JFK's wife on the back of the car picking up pieces of brain. But I don't. This maybe can be a goal to strive for, but until then, I can watch this and see what I am missing out on. God, how depressing. Haha.

SLUTS. FROM ASIA. FOR A WHOLE YEAR. OH, MY, LUCKY FUCKING STARS......

Now the whole premise of this film is supposed to be that it was smuggled in from overseas while probably some dudes are on business trips or some shit. I don't know if I exactly believe it, but I suppose it could be possible. Being that it is a "bootleg" it is shot on a camcorder it looks pretty low-fi, but who cares. Most painful looking fuck scene has to be watching JANDI get pounded in this hotel bathroom. There is not one minute of decent leverage for these people in there so it kind of looks as if they are getting tortured as they fuck. Plus, she is clearly the most pleasing to the eye in this. Bonus points for mentioning on the back of the box what these broads actually do for a living. Not really sure what to make of that, but it made me laugh so.....

This movie is fucking cool. It totally delivers. Probably my favorite title as far as asian women are concerned. This would definitely get a five if they had just gotten rid of the stupid Asia scenery montages in between scenes. Yawn. Definitely worth your hand cramping up and money. -- SCOTTY B.

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