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JESUS CHRIST. HAS IT EVER BEEN MORE CLEAR THAN NOW THAT ONLY DOPES DO DOPE?

"FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY SPIC JEW." MEL GIBSON CLAIMS OUTBURST WAS PRODUCT OF NEW ROLE HE'S READYING. DIRTY SPIC JEWS NOT SO SURE.

THE MEL GIBSON SYMPOSIUM ON SEMITES VEERED, PREDICTABLY, A LITTLE BIT, ER, OFF TRACK.

LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- MEL GIBSON has been caught up in a new controversy after telling a Central American Studies professor to "fuck off, you dirty spic Jew cunt, you" during a tense press conference.

The movie mogul and Jew hater of some small renown, who made headlines last summer for anti-Semitic comments about shekels, parasitism and the loathesome nature of INTERNATIONAL JEWRY he made during a drunk driving arrest, was addressing a film class at Cal State University at Northridge Thursday night on something what had nothing to do with no Jews when out of nowhere he was attacked by the Jew professor questioning the accuracy of this actual "White Man's" Apocalypto film.

Alicia Estrada asked Gibson if he had read about the Mayan culture before shooting the controversial film, suggesting that some of the bloodthirsty, sacrificial scenes in the film were both wrong and racist. Then, according to TMZ.com, Gibson suddenly exploded in riotous anti-Jew anger, responding, "Lady, if that's what we call filthy bloodsuckers of the people like you these days, fuck off. You think that Jew Darryl Zanuck ever went to Egypt before he ever made that movie about Gunga Din?!?!?"

Gibson also became angry when he mistook members of the Mayan community protesting on how they were portrayed in the film during the lecture for Jews. They were subsequently escorted out of the room. All three of them who are left and who are all named Ramon and were on lunchbreak from their busboy jobs at Chiles.

MARCIA BRADY A COKEHEADED COCKSUCKER? EXACTLY.

IT WAS A STORY...OF A SLUT NAMED BRADY...

LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Beloved and much-masturbated over 1970s TV staple Maureen McCormick, also known as MARCIA BRADY, has stunned fans by confessing she secretly battled cocaine abuse, cock addiction and anorexia at the height of her post-teen fame.

The actress, who played wholesome Marcia Brady on The Brady Bunch, has revealed in a new magazine article she spent a decade hiding her demons from friends and fans whose purses and medicine cabinets she routinely raided for greenies, goofballs and downers.

A former boyfriend turned the teenage McCormick, now 50, and well beyond the age when anybody else gives a fuck whether she lives or dies, onto cocaine. And cock.

She says, "He was friends with people who did drugs. And had cocks. I have a very addictive personality. I know that now."

The stretch-mouthed McCormick admits years of therapy and her faith in high grade pharmaceuticals helped her kick her cocaine habit and adopt a healthier full-cock lifestyle. She says, "Being able to quit drugs and finding belief in the higher power of cock gave me the tools to end the bulimia. It's rare for me now to not swallow just about everything I put in my mouth these days."

P. DIDDY, DESPITE BEING A NIGRA, PERHAPS GRANDEST FATHER OF THE YEAR BY SKULLGAME'S LIGHTS

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