Devils Films

Rating: FIVE "Splashy Splash Splash" BUSTED NUTS

Why do I do this to myself? Why? Why why why why?

One thousand-four hundred and forty minutes of seminal ejaculations upon the faces of San Fernando Valley's finest. Switch that for a second. Take 1440 minutes of anything on the faces of anyone from anywhere: it'd have to be THAT good for you to stomach it [because they had to be THAT good for them to stomach it?]. In any case these long runners far outstrip my efforts to be a compleatist and watch until the end but as a matter of pride I watch as much as I can. I watch. I jerk. I jerk. I watch and like a Bataan Death March but with cocks and crusty bath towels I make it through to approximately 673 minutes of cocks jerking jiz on the cringing faces of cunts looking to make the rent.

HOW MANY LOADS CAN A LOAD JERKER JERK IF A LOAD JERKER JERKED LOADS OF LOADS?

But before we can even tell you WHY this chinese water torture of tantalizing pleasures is well worth the price of admission it must be examined WHY jerking off on a woman's face would give you any pleasure at all beyond the jerking off part.

1) you believe the semen in your nutsack to be either poison or pearly perfection. In any case its deposit on or near the facial arena fills you with great fear or grand delight. All of which justify the price of admission.

2) you believe it to be humiliating and you like humiliation. Yours and hers.

3) you see yourself as an artist. A pleasure artist. And you realize as such an artist that the canvas upon which you paint is not only flesh but spirit and the oliy essence of all that is eternal: the divine cumming on the outstretched face of the infinite trailer skank from Pacoima, is your tribute to Onan, the god that never sleeps.

Or some such shit.

This flick is the shit because herein you witness every variation of jerk-face-i-tage. The "I'm so shamed" kind, the "hell YEAH," the "no cock will conquer my face," and even the rare "I love your semen because I love YOU" kind.

It's all there. All 1440 minutes of it. All 1440-if-you-watch-this-all-at-one-setting-you-will-never-be-the-same minutes of it.

God help us all. -- VINNIE ROSE

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