AND as the mist clears around the collective group guilt about what the fuck we been doing this past holiday season SkullGame artiste in residence JUDGE ROY BEAN, shows his sensitive side and offers this beautiful pen and ink rendering [only $12.95 ppd] of yule life at the Bean Residence.
"IT'S CALLED I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE MAN'S CHRISTMAS. ISN'T IT GREAT?" IT CERTAINLY IS, BEAN. IT CERTAINLY IS.
MANSON, IN A MOVE WORTHY OF DAMNED NEAR ANYBODY AT SKULLGAME, JUST FUCKS THE FUCK OFF WHILE STRIPPER SLUT WIFE WONDERS WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG
"UM. YOU GONNA TELL HER I'M GAY? OR SHOULD I...JUST DISAPPEAR ONE DAY & LET HER FIGURE IT OUT?"
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- "Shock" "rocker" "MARILYN" "MANSON's" "marriage" to "burlesque" "star" "DITA VON TEESE," real name HEATHER RENEE SWEET is over after just a year, according to reports from IFUCKINGTOLDYOUSO.COM.
The former Playboy "model" and "dancer," because Playboy needs so many fucking sluts dancing when you want to jerk off to them, well that and tying their rollerskate laces, filed for divorce before Christmas but has been unable to find Manson to serve him with the papers, according to the New York Post.
Sources claim Von Teese, 34, cited "irreconcilable differences" and "higher than a kite-istics" as the reason for separation, adding that Manson's alcohol-fueled attempts at heterosexual sex use was a factor.
One friend tells The Post, "She tried to tell him she was divorcing him...but she can't even get him on the phone...She's moved out of the house and he...well, he hasn't even noticed."
Manson, real name Brian Warner, wed Von Teese in December 2005 after a seven-year courtship during which time had uninterrupted sexual congress with her exactly 4 times. When she was laying on her stomach. And told to only answer to the name "Dave."
IS KID ROCK AS TOUGH AS HELL'S ANGEL CHUCK ZITO? IS PAMELA ANDERSON'S HEP C INVESTED COOCH WORTH TRYING TO FIND OUT?
"HEY...DIDN'T YOU SUCK TOMMY'S COCK ON A YACHT JUST LIKE THIS ONE? OH...NO REASON." THE HAPPY HEP C COUPLE PRE-DIVORCE & HOTEL ROOM DOOR KICKINGINAGE
LAS VEGAS (SkullGame) -- PAMELA ANDERSON has launched a thinly disguised attack on her estranged husband KID ROCK, apparently branding him self-obsessed and "childish." And "completely UNlike the very very mature TOMMY LEE."
The former "Baywatch" star was furious to learn Rock tried to get physical, in like an altogether not-so-not gay way, with her other ex-husband Tommy Lee on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas, after he was reportedly taunted by Lee over his split from Anderson. Writing on her web site, the actress insists she is "excited about moving on" from Rock and finding a new love, rumored to be actor and former Hell's Angel Chuck Zito after which she said, "QUICK...name even ONE of his movies."
She says, "I need a man with interests outside of himself, someone with similar beliefs. and Chuck believes in punching JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME in the face until he pisses his pants. And SO DO I!!!"
And apparently alluding to the Lee incident she adds, "A rock star scorned ... it's been a hard month -- completely childish threats. I'm so disappointed. That's why my friend Chuck Zito has been with me. He's great security. The best kind of security an 8-inch cock can buy."
Anderson and Rock split in November after just four months of marriage that many of us saw lasting forever and ever. Or at least until November. Of last year.
DER FUHRER WAL-MART RETALIATES IN RETAIL REPUTATION RESCUE EFFORT; WAGE WAR II PLODS ON AS WORKING CLASS RETARDS WRANGLED AND SUMMARILY GASSED IN FINAL SOLUTION SCHEME—A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT.
A HISTORICAL ARTIFACT OF THE FIRST WAL-MART “GREETING SPECIALIST TEAM” CONDUCTING AN “INTERNAL QUALITY CONTROL TRAINING EXERCISE” BUCHENWALD, WEIMAR, DE 1941.
BENTONVILLE, AR (SkullGame) -- "It all began with a big dream in a small town, Sam Walton's dream," a narrator says as one of the new advertisements custom tailored by Wal-Mart Inc., and scheduled to air Monday, starts—syncing with a photo of the “big box business” founder and a quaint, if not grainy, shot of the first five-and-a-dime storefront in what is now the mega-chain’s headquarters of Bentonville, AR.
60 seconds later, after a barrage of folksy “down home/blue-collar” marketing maneuvers comes to an end, a script reading "Sam's dream: Your neighborhood Wal-Mart" culminates the first of many PR efforts meant to boost a sagging public opinion of the world’s largest retailer; reportedly after bottom-lines had been negatively impacted during the holiday season--a phenomenon largely attributed by Wal-Mart higher-ups to “less than positive” publicity at the hands of special interest groups, labor unions and left-leaning politicians in recent years.
WAL-MART FOUNDER SAM WALTON (PICTURED FAR RIGHT) HOLDS COURT OVER THE OPENING OF THE DULUTH, MN SUPERSTORE.
At the prompting of corporate reputation management experts, Wal-Mart has unveiled two such ads praising its record as an employer and corporate citizen, effectively taking arguments previously made to the press straight to the public in an ongoing battle over its reputation with unions and other critics.
The nation's largest private employer claims to create tens of thousands of jobs a year for “otherwise unemployable water-heads, shoulder-chewers and general spastics”; offers “employee health plans” including but not limited to “sheepskin prophylactics and Tic-Tac RU481 chewing candies” for as little as “$23 a month;” saves "the average working, family more than $2,300 a year” through its “low prices on Dale Earnhardt sweatpants and Kenny Chesney window stickers,” and is a major contributor to local charities that focus on the “non-caucasianally impaired”--with donations to the Sikeston, MO March of Dimes last year totaling “more than $25 dollars.”
In a news release about the ads, Wal-Mart said a survey of its employees nationwide last summer found “88 percent believe the company is a good corporate citizen and 81 percent would recommend a Wal-Mart job to a friend, whereas only 79% percent actively wanted cake…and would fight in a whirling maelstrom of chromosome and nail for it.”
AFTER OPENING THE DOOR FOR FOREIGN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES, WAL-MART INC. FORGES ONWARD PER IT’S MISSION STATEMENT TO “CREATE MORE JOBS” WHILE “SAVING THE AVERAGE WORKING CLASS FAMILY MORE THAN $2,300 PER YEAR” ERZEROUM, TR 1916
David Tovar—Wal-Mart spokesperson--declined to disclose the amount Wal-Mart has spent on the ads, which were tested last summer in limited capacity, though he did tell Skull Game reporters that they will run for an “as-yet undetermined period on national broadcast and cable networks” as well as in a "couple of dozen individual markets.
“But mostly during Reading Rainbow. For our future ‘clients’ if nothing else.”
