Sensational Video

Rating: FIVE "Passport? Check! Cock? Check! Loads? Damn Straight!" BUSTED NUTS

Sometimes you get into these goddamned jags. Sometimes these goddamned jags are not in the slightest bit worth mentioning. Like the old-crazy-lady-who-lives-in-a-single-room-apartment-with-one-chair jag. Or the burn-victim jag. Or even the much-lauded but little spoken of BBW-jag- that-we're-not-even-sure-is-a-jag-we're-finished-with-right-now jag.

But no jag is more enduring for the general public, at least in America, than the BIG GIANT TITTY jag.

CARMEN HAYES WITH A TATTOO ON HER TITTY THAT SAYS? TITTY? FUUUCCCKKKKK....

Don't believe us? OK. Try this quick quiz:

1) PAMELA ANDERSON

2) SCARLETT JOHANSSON

3) JENNIFER CONNELLY

Would you even have HEARD of the above name bitches were it not for their chestal protuberances? Oh yeah yeah, sure....you like their "work"....yes, indeed, especially if by "work" you mean the increasingly high likelihood that you have worked a load of mellow coconut oil from your sausage as a result of that aforementioned work.

No. If honesty is the best policy these women are known to you precisely BECAUSE of their tits and to say anything else otherwise is to show how stupid you are for NOT knowing this.

But being contrarians like we are this is reason enough for us to hate this particular jag outside of the fucking fact that the only broads we seem to be banging these days have BIG GIANT TITTIES.

Which means that movies like this remind us of the last 5 loads we dropped and in some sort of Godel-Escher-Bach weirdness lead to the next 5 loads we WILL drop. ESPECIALLY with some downmarket production house like Sensational...the tits are as real as the loads and the whole "filmed in a hotel room by people who live in that hotel room" look really works in favor of getting me to jerk my toad yet another time to these lasting artistic images of bountiful pillows enveloping my ever turgid cock forever and ever.

Amen. -- VINNIE ROSE

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