Seymore Butts’ Home Movies

Rating: FOUR “genius in simplicity” BUSTED NUTS

Seymore Butts’ movies have always worked in their being good-natured sexual escapades — the more rooms you’ve got in your house, the better the chances you’ll come upon some people having ass sex... but only if you’ve got your handi-cam turned on.

AARALYN BARRA, CAUGHT IN THE ACT

Problem was, all the diarrhea, both verbal or otherwise, involving the man Butts yaking away on the phone, while the camera was left focusing on the right mouse button, or Butts grunting on the toilet while we got a nice view of the bog roll.

As porn? Pass.

ASS GOOD ASS IT GETS gets it right. Butts walks around his compound — get this, just for the sake of it — finds people fucking, and films them. Sweet.

What makes the video really good are two things: 1) it’s two girls to every guy, 2) they don’t try to get too cute with the camera work. Take scene one: HERSHEL SAVAGE isn’t a particularly attractive sight, but he can keep his dick hard. Perfect. Keep him on his back, maximizing the amount of his person obstructed by the two chicks that take turns riding him like fucking cowgirls on a mission.

Take the above scenario, and repeat three times, throwing in various twists to the equation, like one of those kinly fuck swings. We passed on the trhee-way lesbo dildo-fest, but the rest of the movie is a good time. Yay. – STEELY ROB

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