Elegant Angel

Rating: FIVE 666 “gushing glory” BUSTED NUTS

This could be the greatest porn ever.

KISS THE UPHOLSTERY GOODBYE

No, seriously. You have to get this. How great is it? So great that we’ll keep it short and to the point, saving you time between reading this review and jerking off to this movie.

SQUIRT IN MY GAPE unites some of the best aspects of porn at its best, namely two girls getting fucked by one guy, anal sex, female ejaculation, and female ejaculation during anal sex by a guy who’s fucking two girls.

They say the body is 98 percent water. The girls in this video must be digging deep into every molecule of their being to muster the kind of inhuman ejaculation that takes place nearly constantly throughout these super intense scenes. No jibber-jabber bullshit chit-chat lameness. Just this video’s godly premise: female squirt flying everywhere, in every female hole, all the time, streams of gush running down thighs and over chins, all the while some lucky fuck has got a bird’s eye view.

Highlights? We got your fucking highlights. SIERRA SINN’s endless eruptions going toe-to-toe with FLOWER TUCCI’s own ejaculations as the latter is ass fucked, all the while having one end of a double-headed dildo in her cunt while shoving the other end in Sinn’s ass. KAT getting butt-plowed while visible fecal matter stains make a mockery of the once-carefully arranged towels and indeed of any promise made to the owner of said couch that said furniture would ever be useful again.

Lowlights? Ok, we’re coming as clean as the upholstery in this movie isn’t: not all the girls gush, and it has to be said, BISEXUAL BRITNEY looks like Brandon Iron as a woman, but nothing will stand in the way of this being fuck flick of the year. Buy or cry. – STEELY ROB

Buy it NOW!