Red Light District
Rating: FOUR “up the fortune cracker” BUSTED NUTS
We haven’t figured out why, but it seems that there’s a definite disproportionate amount of Asian women in Western porn. And of those, a disproportionate amount that do anal.
WITH THIS LOAD ALONE, I'VE OUTDONE ALL MY STUPID COLLEGE FRIENDS! -- THE EVELYN LIN MASTERPLAN.
Is it because of their wee bungies? Is it because of all the bewilderment between the letters “r” and “l”? Is it the lifetime of sitting on the floor? Or is it that, as far as fucking goes, Asian women are generally weak sauce?
So when you find a largely unassuming Oriental honey that goes the all-hole-partying way, it’s minor cause for celebration. So when a video has THREE of them, well, then it’s reason to break out the good stuff.
Ok, so only one of these bitches is what you could call “unassuming.” EVELYN LIN is purportedly on spring break, and instead of partying it up on the beach like most of her less entrepreneurial peers, she’s paving the way to her future as a person who gets paid for having anal sex on camera. The unintentionally funniest moment on the video – and, perhaps, most any video – is when human pocket Viagra pillbox man John Strong walks into view and the top of his head goes up as far as the girl’s breasts.
Speaking of remuneration, SIERRA LIN (no relation to Evelyn) is offering people $1,000 if they can find an Asian chick with an ass like hers. Don’t bother looking. Don’t bother looking at anything else about her, either, because God concentrated all his kindness in that one area. But an Asian fuckfest sideshow it is, and it’s rare divine justice that she is an anal queen.
And there’s still one more diamond in the rough, MOLLY HENDERSON. Ok, so this precious commodity is only half Asian, but she likes it rough, so that should balance it out. Her rack is unbelievable. We just wish we could get our hands around the neck of the tattoo artist who allowed the girl to go ahead and have “Moses” indelibly inked on her right boob.
Henderson’s other half? Czech. She’s inherited some of that Euro gangbusters fuck fu. Is it her ruse that she nearly chokes out on John Strong’s load, only to dig deep into the well of maniacal depravity and lick every last drop of the jizz off the floor, or did the devil himself will it? For sure, the only weak sauce in this scene is director Jake Malone, who practically apologizes to Henderson because of the ordeal. Pretty great movie. – STEELY ROB
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