The Candy Shop

Rating: THREE “you sure this dip's got chocolate in it?” BUSTED NUTS

Unlike Achilles’ being dipped by his mom into the river Styx to be invincible, the would-be Chocolate Honies in this movie have not only NOT been dipped in darkness twice, we’re wondering if they even got dunked at all.

JAZMINE CASHMERE REASSURES US, "IT'S OK, I'M BLACK ON THE INSIDE."

Case in point: MS. GODDESS and SABARA. Black women these are not. This reminds me of a guy who went to college with me. He was black, but dug white girls, and all his black female acquaintances chided him for it. The girls in this movie would have been his loophole, if only they had been around the dorm.

I wonder if that guy Justin would have been down with double teaming any of these broads. I know I would have been down with a little mixing for race-relations’ sake. But that’s what it really comes down to: black, white, or Chinee, we’re all brown on the inside; the specific inside that this movie has dudes put their cocks, and that’s all that matters in the end. –- STEELY ROB

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