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Rating: FIVE “road trip heaven” BUSTED NUTS

THE RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING is more than a bunch of scenes featuring unbelievably hot young women that you’ve never seen in any other fuck video, getting boned every which way by a single guy, and who look like they love every second of it. No, it’s more than all that stuff, which would alone warrant it a full FIVE BUSTED NUTS.

HI. I'M NOT IN THIS MOVIE, BUT I MIGHT AS WELL BE.

It’s the spirit of adventure. Of romance, even.

The Russians are Cumming is like a Skullgame roadtrip through a foreign land; a foreign land filled with ripe young women ready to be plucked from the fertile fuck tree. We take a buddy along for some good, clean, non-gay male bonding, represented by the hallowed agreement of one guy holding the camera while the other guy fucks some broads, which is then reciprocated. There is no overstepping one’s bounds by mucking up the other guy’s fun by interfering during the fucker’s turn.

Pornography. It brings friends together. It builds bonds that last a lifetime.

The girls? So hot and so new that we can’t find any pictures of them, except maybe on a Russian Bride site somewhere. Those chicks have got to make ends meet somehow while they wait for you to fly ‘em over in order to make your life miserable. The guys in this movie are geniuses. – STEELY ROB

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