Anarchy

Rating: ONE AND A HALF “outright fired” BUSTED NUTS

ANAL FEVER 6: So much promise, so much letdown.

Let’s cut straight to the chase, shall we? The highlight of the movie is the box cover, depicting SANDY, whose jawline alone would be cause to start some minor religions. We cannot wait to see this bitch take it in the ass. In a movie that touts “100% ANAL,” we’re psyched.

"I'VE GOT A FEVER! AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION... IS MORE ANAL!" CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, NOT GETTING WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED WITH THIS MOVIE.

Skip past the first scene, in which a flaccid man with a dick nearly as limp fucks two girls who would normally be pretty attractive if it weren’t for the train-station neon lighting in which the whole thing is shot.

Get to Sandy... who doesn’t take it in the ass. In a movie called Anal Fever. This flick is fucking fired. – STEELY ROB

But this heap of lies ANYWAY!