Red Light District

Rating: ONE “tricksy bastard” BUSTED NUTS

CUM DUMPSTERS 6 is obviously a cruel and malicious joke. It’s not blatant misrepresentation, as there IS lots of cum, and if you get this movie, you’ll be sending it straight to the dumpster after having seen a few minutes of it.

AS FAR AS PORN GOES, THIS IS THE LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT YOU CAN EXPECT.

We watched more than a few minutes. Here’s how the movie goes.

Each one of the “69 scenes” is in fact taken from a movie that Red Light District has previously released, which is altogether too deliberately specified in a title screen before each tedious installment on this video. Except the scene has been cut down by about 98%, resulting in a load or more blown, and a few seconds of completely random fuck footage preceding it. Oh, and seemingly interminable interview footage preceding THAT.

What this boils down to is about 30 seconds of prep for about four seconds of what you would have bought the video for. We’re not into exclusive load-blowing videos, necessarily, but if you are, you’ll hate this one. What would have made this video a success would have been a rapid fire succession of load blowing, with a bit of lead-up to said event.

Essentially, Cum Dumpsters 6 is a really badly edited and ill-conceived preview video. You can get way better previews on the videos you already have, or better yet, see them for free on Red Light’s website, or any of the other readily available free sites out there. – STEELY ROB

Buy it ANYWAY!