Bang Bros

Rating: TWO & A HALF "Oh. To Be In Cath'lic School Again" BUSTED NUTS

Dirty Sanchez and the Florida contingent of Vagina Finders manages to find what is now their archetypical "I Never Done This Before" Girl-Next-Door to deliver? Yes...the goods, groceries and a load of goo.

Sound like a prescription for pud pullage?

WOO HOO....HOURS OF SOMETHING I CAN DO MYSELF!!! PERFECT.

Yes, but much like Domino's promises 30 minutes or free and much like the pizza shows up with the fucking cheese stuck to the box top, it seems like the issue is not so much that it's there but HOW it got there that makes all the difference in the world.

And so it goes....13 episodes of Girls Gone to Waste as they preoccupy themselves with inexpertly delivering handjobs to men clearly used to stronger trade. Now I don't care if there IS fuckage and suckage here or not, this flick's dogheaded insistence on returning to fumbled digital manipulation is not enough to sustain my jerkage as we all know that this vid is really just one step away from men solo shots and men solo jerk shots are just one step away from having that uncomfortable Thanksgiving Day revelation:

"Mom? Dad? I like sausage."

Just have some more turkey, son.

"No. I mean DICK, Dad."

Whatever.

Making this picture useful for? Recovering homosexuals, no doubt. This is what we call good bridge porn with which to work your way back to films that don't include pizza delivery guy backrubs and Rome-themed documentaries with men in skirts.

Feel gay enough, yet?

Oh. Don't worry. You will. -- VINNIE ROSE

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