Diabolic

Rating: THREE AND A HALF “babeitude prevails” BUSTED NUTS

ANAL ASSPIRATIONS 4, directed by recovering herky-jerky mumbler RAUL CRISTIAN, is a celebration of mechanical, anal-obsessed sex.

"HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG?" DORA VENTER PROVIDING TODAY'S ETUDE OF THE RHETORICAL QUESTION

Where else but on the set of such a production could you be chastised for having your cock in the wrong, non-anal hole? The only reason these girls get DPed in their pussy and ass is because porn scientists haven’t figured out how to engineer a woman with two assholes. But they’re working on it.

But the movie has a happy ending, because you just can’t go wrong with a fuck vid with the kind of women in this one. NORA “PEACEMAKER” DAVIS is back, and we’re excited for that alone. But it’s not like her supporting cast is disappearing in her shadow. You can never really go wrong with DORA VENTER. TOMMY STEEL may sound like a dude’s name, but her body could make any fag go straight.

And the best part? They all aspire to be anals. Or something. – STEELY ROB

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