Diabolic

Rating: THREE “who’s a big girl now?” BUSTED NUTS

The Anabolic/Diabolic Pictures crew have been celebrating young ladies’ coming of age in their I’M A BIG GIRL NOW series for at least six volumes, now; the glorious and hallowed transition being marked by a definite and indisputable ass fucking.

SATIVA ROSE: A DOG WITH A NEW TRICK

Then there are those stars whose careers have been fairly long, but glaringly incomplete. Perpetual “little girls,” if you will. Girls who claimed to be at the height of slut-dom, but were really just in the real ones’ wake.

One such girl was SATIVA ROSE.

We’re loving the past tense here. Rose has always had the Rack of God, the breasts that make angels weep, but that was her deal. She got ass fucked years ago in a RIPE YOUNG MELLONS movie. It didn’t seem to go so well. Since then, nothing. Skullgame.com has been calling for her to step up and embrace her true calling since then.

In UN-NATURAL SEX 18, “embracing” isn’t as apt a description as “tumbling headlong into,” as all involved practically forget that there’s a whole other world just an inch or so away.

It’s a tough pill for all to swallow, though, that the great coming out has to be at the hands of TONY T. Luckily, it seems that Sativa Rose has turned over a new anal-lubed up leaf, as the Anabolic ass-centric videos that have been flowing in seem to all feature her. Has she found the Jesus of the butt-fuck? Miracles do happen. Amen.

Right. The rest of the movie. It’s directed by CHICO WANG, so you know it’s a celebration of the most low-brow frat boy retardation. Let’s not let that take too much away from the main event, though. – STEELY ROB

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