Elegant Angel

Rating: FIVE "It's The House Wine" BUSTED NUTS

I copped a magnificent blowjob parked roadside the other night. From a girlfriend, mind. I've never gone looking for street walkers. Never know what you'll catch. Apart from SAL PACINO moonlighting in a tutu.

But as welcome as that blowjob was, her teeth have left me with a chaffed cock. A little bit of skin has been rubbed off from underneath the bell-end. When I walk, my tackle rubs against my boxers, the raw flesh causing immediate physical pain.

ANNIE CRUZ...IN SEARCH OF...CARPET CLEANER....

Then comes mental pain, anguish in the knowledge that until my sausage heals, I can't fuck again. Much less violently jack off to the porn I love. Porn like this: another entry in Elegant Angel's consistently nut-worthy, sex at a superhero level, squirting series.

Heroes of this one include KAT and ANNIE "I'm Not Gay" CRUZ, who seems to be getting both nastier (that's good) and fuglier (less so). Both are whores of the unregenerate variety, popular in these parts.

Goddamnit.

The temptation to jerk is there and I'll likely make the mistake of many a veteran pro athlete: return from injury too soon. -- MR. XTRA

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