Elegant Angel

Rating: FOUR AND A HALF “all aboard” BUSTED NUTS

If porn starlet NAOMI wanted a ride and offered you the ubiquitous cash, grass, or ass, and you took anything other than the last option, then, sir, you’re a fag.

Just look at it! It’s the round mound of rebound. Charles Barkley, eat your heart out.

Shall we go on? Yes. Naomi’s got epic musculature, no small amount of which is in her eyelids, and even then she can barely hold up her bedroom eyes with each near-terminal gnashing of her colossal lashes.

MONICA SWEETHEART: FILLING, YET FAT- AND CHOLESTEROL-FREE

But a fine example of adult theatre isn’t complete with a complementary cast of characters. KATJA KASSIN has earned her lube-soaked wings, and she’s still the same impossibly round, lean and meaty anal bitch she started off being. MONICA SWEETHEART is the long and leggy version of Kassin, and damn if she doesn’t do a better job of inspiring a hard-on than sticking your cock in a cake.

This movie’s got some weird pastry-fucking fetish. Whatever. The promise of Sweeheart’s holes AND being paid for it was even not impetus than the dude in the scene needed to keep his hard on – and perhaps a straight face – as he walked on scene and put on his best lascivious face, ready to get himself a piece .... of the cake, if you catch our drift.

Faces mashed in cake. Whipped cream- and icing-flavored blow jobs. All take a backseat to the backdoor of some tremendous, tremendous examples of the human babe. Destination Dirtpipe. Pack your fucking bags. – STEELY ROB

But it NOW!