Red Light District

Rating: THREE “if this is your elastic, near gay bag” BUSTED NUTS

Double anal is making a comeback.

Once all the rage and subject to many a Skullgame.com symposium, which all invariably concluded that the maneuver in question was for fags. Relinquished to the flash-in-the-pan fad heap, we thought the days of double anal-centric videos was over.

ISABEL ICE, CLEARLY IN THE "BEFORE" STAGE OF WHAT GOES ON IN THIS MOVIE

Is Red Light District’s JAM PACKED ASSHOLES the kick in the pants for this theme fraught with problems of the gay-panic inducing variety?

The video is a collection of double anal scenes. Two whole disks’ worth, in fact. Talk about stretching your dollar. We apologize.

But no matter whatever theme floats your sick little boat, the golden rule must always apply: your favorite themed porn with super hot chicks is way better than your favorite themed porn with hogs.

Jam Packed Assholes is a collection that unfortunately swings toward the latter, just as you might quiver in terror as you may find yourself one step closer to embracing the idea of swinging both ways from watching too much of this movie. Total pig-like sluts like British ISABEL ICE, “butterface” TYLA WYNN, the female equivalent to Mr, Ed, HYPNOTIQ, sordid, sordid and infinitely vile ARIANA JOLLEE, accursedly depraved ASHLEY BLUE, and the grotesque JADA FIRE.

The vid all comes together, though. Perhaps perfect harmony in its marriage of the prerequisite filthiest women available with the supposed end-all to untoppably bowel-churning sexual sickness, to complete some epitome of the vulgar sideshow. Just like Fred Nietzsche would have said if he wrote for Skullgame, “fuck not with monsters, lest you become a monster.” Already got horns growing out of your head? But the movie. – STEELY ROB

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