Colossal Entertainment

Rating: THREE "Just Show Me The Money (Shot)" BUSTED NUTS

I've harped on this before, but it obviously must be said again: If you're making an adult entertainment feature film, and you give it a theme, then stick to your fucking theme. Artistic vision is only as strong as it is long—to use the parlance of the genre—meaning that the application of thematic framework only succeeds if the theme is adhered to throughout the duration of the film.

"GET THE FUCK OFFA MY LAWN. AND LEAVE THE LOAD." ANGEL EYES, SHOWING THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WHAT SHE'S MADE OF.

When it comes to sticking to the point, this movie fails abysmally. Scenes with titles like "The Assistant Photographer," "The Mistress," "The Trespasser," "The Voyeur," and "The Ex," might lead viewers to expect some tales of seduction that actually have to do with the themes established at the scenes' outset. But no. Basically, the story sets up the sex scene, the players fuck, the scene ends.

Artistically, all but one of these five vignettes, "The Trespasser," lacks follow-through. In it, ANGEL EYES finds a trespasser sunning by her pool, so instead of calling the cops, she sucks and fucks him dry, then, with a chin covered in his kids, she tells him to get the fuck off her property. That one simple line works nicely by using the scene's stated theme, trespassing, as it's closure. The other scenes don’t even come close to that kind of continuity.

It's a good thing that these girls—SOPHYA, KEANNA DIOR, ANGEL EYES, COURTNEY SIMPSON and VICTORIA LANE—all fuck like Olympic champions. By the time the each scene ended, I had forgotten all about the storyline it began with, and this movie almost got a slightly higher rating.

It was only at the end of the film (the fourth or fifth time I watched it) that I realized it's inherent shortcoming: Without the prowess of professional pussies plying their trade, this film would just be another failed venture from a director who has obviously confused his day job with his artistic aspirations. –- MAXIMUM

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