Evil Angel
Rating: FIVE "'Did He Say Five' 'Yeah, I Think He DID Say Five' 'But He NEVER Say Five'" BUSTED NUTS
Christ on a pogo stick.
Here's the part where I take back EVERY goddamned derogatory thing I've EVER said about Jonni Darkko, Evil Angel, or Al Franken. This is a throwback, motherfucker. Pure and simple. This harkens back to the amazingly sloppy VANESSA DEL RIO blowjobs. See...it's NOT just the motion, motherfuckers. It's the Intent.
That's right, capital I Intent.
DANA VESPOLI INTRODUCING BUTCHER BOB TO FOREVER, ITALIAN STYLE.
The best part about watchin ol' Vanessa suck cock was...well...the fact that it was 1981 and porn was NOT so fucking easy to access. You little bastards have it easy, I tell ya. Easy. I used to have to actually GO to the video store, and pick one ( yeah..well..six or seven) video tapes and proudly slam them down on the counter for rental. Unlike you, I've never had the luxury of having porn STREAMED RIGHT TO ME while wearing swim fins, a boy scout uniform top and a coonskin hat. Like you.
Oh...yeah...Vanessa Del Rio...that girl LOVED to suck cock. You could see it in her glazed eyes. Drooling. Adoring. Lavishing full and total attention to the cock. What cock? Well...any cock that happened to come anywhere near her gaping maw.
This flick is like that...what...12 full scenes...and I kid you not. I don't like you enough to waste my good humor on you. I'd still give this flick 5 busted nuts if it only showed the first scene for 3 fucking hours. Over and over again. SANDRA ROMAIN. Write that name down. On the back of your hand. Use a permanent marker. Lucky for me, and my ADD-riddled brain...there's other whores here. Why? For MY amusement, fuckface. DANA VESPOLI's a hot little slut...one I could watch suck cock for hours...preferrably while I wrap my fist in her hair.
I'm ranting, and maybe even a little raving. But these cocksuckers, these dirty little ball-lickers, start to finish are TOP notch. Not a one of them shies away from having their throat fucked and their faces glazed.
Simply no room for improvement. -- BUTCHER BOB
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