Evil Angel

Rating: TWO "R.I.P. Johnny Boy" BUSTED NUTS

The movie starts with some scantily clad bitch playing pinball. And it's all downhill from there.

You see, you got some threesomes, some foursomes, and a one and one with some big-nosed Greek and a slut in the shitter. JOHN LESLIE tries his best to be fast-paced and since there's usually 3 or 4 people fucking, it's slightly less boring, but here is the unfortunate trend I've been noticing: You get 2 girls completely naked with wet, dripping pussies next to each other, and they barely touch. One of the scenes here has two girls rubbing each other with oil, which is pretty hot if I'm watching Cinemax, and I'm 12, but nowadays this just doesn't fly.

Am I missing something?

I mean do these girls charge extra to make out with each other? They suck dicks that were just pulled from their assholes, but they shy away from licking tits. Are they reading fucking Leviticus off camera?

VERONICA DA SOUZA...YES, YES...VERY FOND OF THE 76 TROMBONES IN THE BIG PARADE....IN ADDITION TO BEING? YES: SOME PIECE OF ASS. NOT JUST ANY PIECE OF ASS, MIND YOU, BUT SOME PIECE OF ASS!

The other thing is the foot fetish. You into girls getting big toes shoved in their butts? What about some whore jerking off dudes with her feet? Toe sucking aka shrimping? Does that get you hot and heavy?

Well too bad, junior, because it only happens for a few seconds ever 40 minutes. It's not even close to being enough for your pervert jollies, but just long enough to creep out us normals. I know these girls suck dicks that were pulled from their assholes, but feet are dirty and gross. I appreciate John Leslie trying to break up the monotony, but he might as well have cut to a guy juggling chainsaws on fire. Come to think of it, I would rather watch that over about 85% of this movie.

I'll be on Youtube if you need me. -- POPEYE KATSOPOLIS

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