www.erowid.com

"OH YESHHH....FREE FIX FOR A FUCK!!! FREE FIX FOR A BUTTFUCK!!!"

No longer, readers, must you jump into certain uncertainty, the void-like void like VINNIE ROSE and say "I don't know what the fuck it is, but I'm gonna huff/snort/gobble/jack/eat half a bottle of each and damn the fucking torpedoes. And stoplights. And crosswalks."

Look, about the only really useful site on the whole goddamned internet is www.erowid.com. You know, for those rare moments when your dealer drops a bag o'multicolored mystery pills in your lap and tells you to "have fun!!!"

Ok well maybe YOU don't know, but SKULLGAME does. And when we get those mystery bags we put down our cocks, and head over to erowid.com to find out exactly what the fuck it is we just ate. A whole bag/bottle/bindle/balloon of.

The site is such a vast resource for drug knowlege that everyone from junkies, to doctors, to even the fucking DEA use it as reference. You get pictures, trip reports, side effects, and even the recommended dosage (which should be promptly ignored).

And while you may be visiting the site to learn about old favorites like the DMT we have still never found (hint, hint), chances are you will discover quite a few new drugs that you never even heard of in their vast vault of secret knowledge. Some you can even buy at any grocery store such as Morning Glory seeds, or DXM (AKA Robo-Dose)

So next time you are laid out on the floor like CHASEY LAIN all coked out of your fucking skull wondering why you are getting a triple-fist gang bang, remember. You should have fucking went to erowid first.--HABIB