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Rating: FOUR I Am James Bond BUSTED NUTS

There's something about Jack, alright. Start with all of the hot ass he's getting his hands on. Yup. There's something about Jack that makes me wish I WAS Jack. But this here's as cool of a DVD as you're likely to get and you know what's even cooler about it? I mean outside of black dudes with foreign accents? The total qualitative superiority of the bitches in two of the scenes in THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JACK 29 makes me want to weep tears of joy. And we’ll come clean here and say that while we really haven’t watched the REST of the movie all that closely, we DON'T HAVE TO. We just don't have to. (That’s not to say that the other girls are crap, but, your money will be well spent for...well, just you wait and see.)

The first scene in question involves the rising star VANESSA, who’s half Eastern European and half Asian. That should fulfill just about every porn fanboy’s top priority list. And she’s hotter than a Mexican's lunch. And JACK NAPIER – he of “the largest cock in porn” – and a French black dude have a splendid time with Vanessa and a Slavic compatriot for nearly half an hour. It’s a thing of beauty. Trust me.

Because if there’s one thing that the porn world has been lacking, it’s quality Asian babes. There have been a smattering of a few over the years, but lately, the incoming crop is very fine. Babes with that exotic flair and hot bods. Take LILY THAI and porn goddess supreme KATSUMI, who not only is Asian but also has a French accent. How can you go wrong? And Katsumi is the only girl in this flick who takes little Jack right up her most sexually challenged hole, and does it with panache. Vive la France et vive ce DVD!!!--INTERNATIONAL STEELY ROB

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