Platinum X Pictures

Rating: FOUR "What Is Hilary Duff, Alex?" BUSTED NUTS

Well I don't know about you, but when a girl has tits you could roll up and sell as attic insulation, and nostrils so wide they'd have Cyrano De Bergerac on a respirator, I'd say she was a two dollar crackwhore with three septic kids to feed, and not 'ROXXXY, age 18' as the intro suggests. Still, the rest of these dirty pretty things are more than adequate for my discerning tastes, so I'll take ROXXXY as a contractual production obligation and ignore her chapter with glee.

KARINA KAY...WATCHING...JUDGING....

And damn, am I glad I did -- these look like superfine pieces of ass, regardless of their supposed age! But I guess if you're an aspiring PAUL REUBENS or ROMAN POLANSKI, you'll be more than thrilled by the intensity of their teasing and fucking. These bitches go for it, hammer and tongs -- I mean BRIANNA LOVE gets anal beads pushed up her sphincter without even so much as a lick of pussy action -- 10 out of 10 for effort, babe. She double-teams two guys with every tight, tanned orifice attended to...TEEN FUCK HOLES seems most appropriate a title.

Butt play continues throughout, with our crackwhore Roxxxy (not as rancid as initially perceived) sucking her pink buttplug with relish (the emotional kind, not the Paul Newman-dinner table kind). KACI was too "girl next door" for me but I guess that's the point here, so no points lost. I'm tempted to get critical but hey, there's almost three fucking hours of this filth to plow through so any asshole who complains needs shooting.

The best is most definitely saved 'til last with KARINA, a flawlessly horny chica who seems to want to lick everything in sight -- the walls, the glass partitions, her own powerfully squirted cum/piss off the floor... marvelous. Top stuff all the way. -- TEABAG

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