Suze Randall Productions

Rating: TWO "The Chicks Are Hot" BUSTED NUTS

This seems like a compilation that tries a whole lot to not be one. Starring CELESTE STAR this SUZE RANDALL production is as disjointed as it is painful to watch. Featuring Celeste Star, evidently a porn star of note who incidentally I know nothing about, going from letter to letter like threads on a threadbare blanket trying as hard as she might to pull something together.

CELESTE STAR? WHO?

Celeste who appears throughout this film in various states of undress talks directly to the camera as she responds to one letter after another by describing the next scene in the film, each and every one of those scenes are as chronologically disjointed as they are stylistically disconnected. Jumping back and forth from early to late 90s and from boy-girl to girl-girl it's hard to follow and, more importantly, the sex scenes are flavorless.

And like most compilations the video doesn't quite match up and you're left with the feeling, if I wanted to watch a compilation I really wish it would have been one with some running theme. I was really disappointed in this film. It's not often that I grab a video, pop it in my DVD with the thought, yeah, I am going to jack off, only in this instance I was left with my belt firmly buckled and my penis as flaccid as it's ever been.

This film stars MONICA MAYHEM, KATSUMI, JENNA HAZE and Celeste Star, whoever the fuck she is. -- ITALIAN SAL PACINO

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