Pure Filth

Rating: FIVE "And It Changed My Life Too" BUSTED NUTS

They gathered in front of me. SAL PACINO [nee ITALIAN SAL], um, JUDGE ROY BEAN and, well, that was it. Their faces were cicatrixes of concern. It was, you see, an INTERVENTION.

"VINNIE? We're just concerned. We're concerned because what had started off like a lark...a fat rabbi bitch, a hairy lesbian with a crippled leg, a 60-year old grandmother, that bitch with the mismatched shoes with the gut that we saw at the bus stop...well, we're just worried that you've gone from getting the joke to being the joke. So we, your friends... Well, we're not really your friends, but you know what we mean: YOUR fucking up is making it hard for US to get laid and so FUCK YOU, youse gotta stop."

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

It was a sober exchange. Especially when I consider that 98 percent of those beasts had been DOUBLE TEAMS that SAL had actually been present for as well, but whatever, the point had been made. I had to stop. I could FEEL that I had to stop. You see, my penchant for pigs, while wonderfully brave was, in the grand economic scheme of things, creating a situation where hot bitches were getting fucked by the guys who, and this is important here, SHOULD HAVE BEEN fucking these pigs.

And so it was with much regret that I watched this great offering to the gods of strange. Like a coke fiend watching SCARFACE, or a crackhead watching NEW JACK CITY, or Dave Dietrich watching MAN-ASS LOVING ATHLETES, I watched GRANNIES, FATTIES, PREGNANT BITCHES & A MIDGET TO BOOT #2...remembering....remembering... -- VINNIE ROSE

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