Evil Angel

Rating: THREE "Giddy Up" BUSTED NUTS

MANDINGO'S 14 inches (alleged; I didn't count) is the principle weapon of ass destruction found in this flick. His name implies cross-breeding with a dingo, though I still maintain his todge was transplanted from a horse. Maybe a "stallion" from a Mills & Boon novel.

JENNIFER LOPEZ, ER, WE MEAN JASMINE BYRNE. SORRY. IT WAS THE SUCKING THAT THREW US OFF.

Not that I'm at all familiar with Mills & Boon novels. Or horse penis. At least, apart from the one getting tugged by some uber-slut/actress in an old EMANUELLE movie. Wonder if she included that on her CV?

This movie's typical JULES JORDAN. Long set-ups leading to expertly rendered anal sex, taking a detour for rectal insertion of toys and the ass-to-mouth of said items. I've never been much of a toy fan -- don't see the eroticism in plastic blobs of knobs -- but I like it here; the lingering camera-tracked transition from anus to tonsils, and the huge buttplugs stretching shitholes into bomb-crater oblivion.

Nice.

This is, however, a step down from WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION #3 for reasons purely to do with cast. That one had a two-girl scene; this one doesn't. It also had CHARMANE STAR covered in man-sauce. This one's topped by LUCI THAI and JASMINE BYRNE -- outstanding hoes and perhaps the definitive scene from the latter -- but both, emm, lacking a novelty factor at this point.

Novelty an actual horse penis could provide! -- MR. XTRA

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