JM Productions

Rating: FOUR "You'll Laugh. You'll Cry. You'll Mostly Laugh." BUSTED NUTS

You been to many whores?

Nah, I ain't a cop. Or your wife. Or your girlfriend who actually said to you when you first started dating "you're not one of those guys who like jerking off to porn, are you?" and who you lied to. Nope. It's just me, Vinnie, a guinea who knows his fucking whores and what I know is this: they MAY lick your ass but just like a Catholic, while they're doing it they really want you to appreciate what a favor they're doing you so they'll tell you ever other lick, "I'm licking your ass. I'm licking your ASS. I'm LICKING your ass. I'M licking your ass. I'm licking YOUR ass."

ROXY JEZEL, IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO BEING TOLD 38 TIMES BY THE HAPLESS ASS EATER THAT HE HAD, INDEED, EATEN HER ASS, AT SOME SORT OF SICK ASS EATING THEME PARTY.

You know what, babe? That brown streak on your fucking tongue was a dead giveaway, now shut the fuck up and finish the gig.

Which is what this flick is allllllll about. Logistic nightmares aside (they lick your ass and then get fucked in theirs? Or vice versa? Jesus. We are so confused!!!), this vid, brought to you by our own Mr. Meatholes: KHAN TUSION focuses LESS on function and more on process and if you've seen any of Khan's act you know it's alllllll about the PROCESS and the process is alllllll about the harrowing of the human spirit. Remember when he got the girl to talk about her boyfriend, her REAL LIFE boyfriend, and he then got her to cry as she remembered life back before she was a confirmed and documented dirty, ass eating, rectumly reamed whore? Man. Those were good times.

Is it worth it?

Look, last time I had my ass eaten I had been pinioned over some broad about to blow a load in her face and at the last second she surprised me, avoided the coconut squeezings and tipped me headlong into homo panic by placing the same tongue with which she would momentarily attempt to stick in my mouth right up MY ass.

That mere description fucking quease you out? Then you'll LOVE this movie. Even more when you consider most of the ass cracks that are cracked belong to better and more feminine assholders than ME. -- VINNIE ROSE

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