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Rating: THREE "Can I Have Some More, Ma'am?" BUSTED NUTS

I know. I know.

I know it LOOKS bad. It looks very bad: like I'm the kid in grade school who'd eat snot because that was the only way he could gain purchase on the schoolyard. That is, being known as Johnny the Snot Eater. Sure, sure, you think, VINNIE reviews all the old lady, crippled, and now FAT stuff because he's trying to get either/or our sympathy [no chance of that], impress us with the fact that he's NOT eating snot and, in some weird way, out macho us. Well, fuck you Vinnie!!!

SINDEE WILLIAMS. DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK.

But you're wrong.

And here's the disturbing fucking turbo reality: I actually like this shit. So the broads in this movie are a few hundred pounds overweight. Sure, they have trouble breathing from the effort of even the most rudimentary of sex acts. Of course, watching this is sometimes like watching a man riding a trailer.

I DON'T CARE.

Because underneath it all. Underneath the advanced age, the extreme fatitude, and the never-ending buffet of fat bitchery you have the same holes, and the same loads to be deposited on or near them. So yeah, there's the obligatory fat girl EATING scene [like we'd have never guessed that she got that way from eating] and of course, there's the inevitable "I'm laughing because I feel uncomfortable thing," but through it all there remains the inescapable truth: if you're a fat fucking pig and you're being fucked by a man who is not a fat fucking pig, chances are YOU'RE going to feel like you won some sort of lottery.

So, for men who like to feel like they're someone's lottery winnings, this is a fucking BEST OF....the bitches are moaning and groaning like these cats are the best fuckers in the western world. I mean these fat bitches are INTO IT.

For the rest of youse? Just get it for the laughs [not WITH, sir, AT].

Haha. Look at Fatty. Fatty is a Fatty. Haha. Thanks. We'll be at the Laff Room all week. -- VINNIE ROSE

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