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Rating: ONE "For The Rage It Gave Me" BUSTED NUTS

What's the sound of one hand trying to beat the meat to a soon-to-be-crested and fallen porn star? Does it sound like an appearance on STERN's new no-hold's barred Sirius Network show? One where the tease aided and abetted by the FCC finally "revealed" JENNA to be what she is: just a nice looking face that we want to see get fucked? Not talk. Not not-talk about getting fucked, the tease failing and leaving us with a fucking Loreal commercial with tits.

Fuck her.

AN OBJECT LESSON IN BITTER MOCKERY

And fuck this. Perhaps I was not the one to wish lesbo porn upon. Perhaps the scene of EVERYBODY in the room faking orgasms as Jenna and her "friends" cavorting with perfect make up and not a load in site underscored a little too heavily MY exact role in the fucking food chain, made me a little cranky but seriously WHO...THE...FUCK...IS...THIS...SHIT...FOR?

I suspect Filipino tax scam action. This makes a perfect gift for the fella whose bachelor party you single handedly want to derail. How? With spiritless "fucking" by and with girls that look 120 times better than his fucking bride to be simultaneously making him feel thankful and resentful at fate's fickle turn: these bitches hate you AND your cock.

JENNA JAMESON: REVEALED? You goddamned right she is. -- VINNIE ROSE

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