Anarchy

Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Getting Carded At The Stop N Shop" BUSTED NUTS

I am not a particularly large man, so "small sluts with nice butts" is generally my aim for any given evening. I've never really been a fan of the 6 ft. tall model types; petite is what has always struck me as the feminine feature. The kind of girl that you can just pick up with one arm and toss around has always seemed so much sexier to me than any of these "long legged blonde So-Cal, making fun of my car, kinda whores"; not because I can't or won't hang, of course, but just because anything that makes your dick appear exponentially bigger is probably, at the least, a helpful thing. My cock in a small chick works on the same principle, methinks, as life's most dreadful line of "reality programming" -- "When Hot Chicks Get Fat Friends," except in this case the scenario is minus the all the requisite player-hating and cock-blocking that's sure to arise from the latter half of the analogy.

THE CINDY CRAWFORD THAT SUCKS COCK FOR A LIVING. WAIT. UM, WE MEAN THE SHORT CINDY CRAWFORD....

"Is it safe to go the bar with this guy?", you may find yourself asking upon taking the above into consideration. Probably not...but is your girl 5' 4 105 lbs.? Can take a punch? Good. For you, that is. You'll probably need that skill when she gets home tomorrow.

Given my voracious demeanor at the mere mention of small sluts with nice butts, it should come as no great surprise that I dug this flick in a manner most unhealthy. In fact, throwing this in after watching the Steelers piss all over you northwest homosexuals seemed to be a pretty good end to a day that didn't necessitate my AK, as Cube would say -- even if Kat kinda weirds me out (for reasons I shall not elaborate on here). Nonetheless, a bunch of size 2 hos getting slicked and tricked, mosquito bite titties all about, doing their part in what has been labeled "the great work" (i.e. the grand load extraction) is something definitely worth playing the devil's advocate. For. Of course.

These girls came in on a train and will leave much the same, and if anyone has a great objection to this then I can assure you that you are not my friend...and thus good will, cheer, and "not robbing you" are actions that need not be feigned.

Am I hinting? I don't know. Am I subtle?

You don't say... -- JUDGE ROY BEAN

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