Anarchy

Rating: ZERO "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go Girl" BUSTED NUTS

Great. Another blowjob movie. Juuuust fucking great.

And this one inhabits that sub-strata of blowjob-only movies known as "gagging". A sexual fetish I'm yet to process as in any way resembling something that might give me a boner.

If this is your thing -- "gagging", not giving me a boner -- well, you can read between the lines, hoick a spitball at the screen in protest, and up the rating from ZERO to, I don't know, ONE, accordingly.

ALANA EVANS SAYS "LET THE GAGGING BEGIN. AND NOT END. FOR 120 MINUTES. OF GAGGING."

To clarify, I don't object to gagging per se - three minutes of it in a 20-minute scene would bore me for two-and-three-quarter minutes and still be acceptable. It's just when it's the. Whole. Fucking. Movie. Well, I'd rather be shitting.

Beyond that, and equal in my aversion, this dud stars 10 hucks I wouldn't look twice at on the street. So it doesn't even offer the consolation prize of if-the-action-sucks-just-check-out-the-chicks.

Ergo, this has NOTHING going for it. Which some hipsters might consider a small achievement in itself. But fuck that.

PS: I'm not a fag. -- MR. XTRA

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