Alpha Blue Archives
Rating: FIVE "Save Yourselves, Men, Goddamnit!!!" BUSTED NUTS
OK. 310. 311. 3....fuck. Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah. 312!!! The approximate fluid ounces of sausage sauce spent on the quartet of knobs herein displayed for all to witness their greatness. And that was just last FUCKING WEEK.
COOKING UP SOME METH & AFTERNOON DELIGHT. RUBBING A FEW JOINTS TOGETHER & WATCHING SPARKS IGNITE. WHILE DROPPING LOADS VERY CLOSE TO YOUR EYES...SKYYYY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT!!! AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!
OK. I kid. I am a kidder. But I kid you NOT about the fact that whether you live in a trailer or motel room with some meth doing a slow burn in the bathroom lab or just want to act like you live in a trailer or motel room with some meth doing a slow burn in the bathroom, CHESSIE MOORE is The Artist Most Likely To Be Playing Your Girlfriend. With her Harley-Davidson tattoo on her back she's as comforting as a can of beer and a couch. Especially if your couch had real big giant titties.
FULL DISCLOSURE: Ladies? You know how sometimes we say we like your tits just the way they fucking are, B-cup be damned? Well, that's a goddamned lie. We wish they were like this.
And as if you weren't in enough of an onanist's paradise you get TRINITY LOREN. OH MY FUCKING GOD, have you not seen Trinity?!?! I jerked off THREE times just trying to write her name here. Sure, she died a few years back (a trailer, a park and a whole bunch of wonderful drugs are top of the list available suspects), but the spectre of death just ADDS to this flick.
I mean last time I banged a chick with knobs this big, doing her doggy style I noticed that instead of having to support herself with her hands that she was just resting on about 8 inches of tit. And SHE wouldn't let me do her ass, nor blow loads in her face, nor let me show my concern for The Underprivileged Negro by banging CORNHOLIO while I busied myself with the placing of aforementioned load on aforementioned chin.
But Chessie does.
Yes, indeed, she does. Oh shit, yeah, she does. C'mon baby. Come to VINNIE. Yes, yes, yes, you fat whore. Here I am. Oooooooooo...fuck. Did you bring anything to eat with you? You did? A pizza? FUCK! I LOVE YOU!!! -- VINNIE ROSE
Buy It NOW!
