West Coast Productions

Rating: FOUR "Flavor Flav Recommended" BUSTED NUTS

I have been punched by more black girls than I have fucked; and this doesn't really surprise me much. The current count is 1-2-0; so you could imagine the shock and awe I experienced when I put in this "all-black porn" and saw an utter lack of strong-armed robbery, basketball, and good music.

Most of these dudes aren't even hung better than myself; and there are positions outside of doggy-style being implemented. The world is becoming more of a Hootie and the Blowfish video with every passing second; and I'm afraid I may be too confused to continue writing this review.

Anyhow, CASHMERE and KARMA STORM leave me hoping my track record eventually changes and my world becomes a little less honky. You have to give it to a girl that takes it straight in the dumper without even expecting her pussy to be eaten; or her cell-phone bill paid; or even a fucking value meal at Carl Jr's. This is philanthropy, my friends, and while I don't prescribe I have no problem's subscribing.

Props to Sticky Fingaz from Onyx for making a cameo appearance and holding it down for all us men out there. I thought he was fucking phenomenal in Leprechaun 2: Back 2 Tha Hood. I used to heavy-bag train to "Bacdafucup" back in high school too; so it's good to see that he's still doing well -- even if MICHELLE BANK'S ass is similar to a topographic map of the motherfucking Himalayas.

This gets my ass seal of approval. -- JUDGE ROY BEAN

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