AND to all the faggoty-assed faggots in the NFL this weekend, to whit--ELI MANNING, KYLE BOILER, JOE NEDNEY and the ENTIRE 49ers ORGANIZATION, as well as the RAIDERS--thanks a whole hell of a lot for your large part in personal losses at Casa Skull totaling some $1908 simolians in bad bets, misguided tips and well-spent "personal comfort" monies.

HUT-HUT-HIKELET'SFUCKVINNIEOUTTAHISCA$$$$$$HHHHHH....

AND FRESH FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE...METRO-SEXUAL IS OUT, UBER-SEXUAL IS IN, & BOTH ARE INDUBITABLY CLOSELY ALIGNED WITH HOMO. OR THE NEAR GARDEN VARIANT.

STEPHAN JENKINS REENACTING A SCENE FROM HIS FAVORITE MOVIE....YOU KNOW...THAT ONE WHERE ONE GUY FORCES HIS PENIS UP THAT OTHER GUY'S ASS. REPEATEDLY. YEAH. WELL, THAT ONE.

SAN FRANCISCO (SkullGame) -- An excerpt from the San Francisco Chronicle: "The new ideal, according to veteran trend-spotting promoters Marian Salzman, Ira Matathia and Ann O'Reilly, as described in their new book, "The Future of Men," is ubersexuality. The word means a "return to the positive characteristics of the Real Man of yesteryear (strong, resolute, fair)," according to the writers, who helped spread the word on metrosexuality in the first place."

According to the paper -- "Stephan Jenkins. The 41-year-old singer of Third Eye Blind lives in North Beach, and he seems to be a big-time ubersexual, a quick mover with broad masculine appeal to many women and men. The Oakland native was UC Berkeley's valedictorian in 1987, and he recently dated (and might still, if www.StephanJenkins.com is correct), 25-year-old singer Vanessa Carlton. Previous girlfriends include Winona Ryder and Charlize Theron. But, as befits the Bay Area's label-resistant spirit, Jenkins rejects the ubersexual tag altogether. 'It seems like a marketing ploy,' he said by phone last week. 'I don't think men need a "sexual" put next to their names. ... What kind of sexual is the Dalai Lama? I want to be that.'"

And so even without CHARLIZE THERON's stunning homobaiting indictment of Mr. Jenkins' penchant for other men's penises we have now proof positive of this pimple's prickish attempts to conceal his man-loving ways: he wants to have sex with some kind of a Dalai Lama animal. What the fuck is that about?!?!?

VINCENT GALLO'S SEMEN WAS FOR SALE AT http://www.vgmerchandise.com/ BUT NOW SUDDENLY SEEMS ABSENT FROM HIS COPIOUS AND EXPENSIVE OFFERINGS. INSPIRED BY HIS EXAMPLE, VINNIE ROSE'S JIPE IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR CAB FARE TO AND FROM YOUR PLACE. LIMITED TIME ONLY. THAT IS, LIMITED TO AS LONG AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO EXTRACT SAID SEMEN FROM VINNIE ROSE.

"HI. MY NAME IS VINCENT GALLO. I'M A GUINEA GENIUS. AND I USE COCK STUNT DOUBLES. AS MY REAL COCK IS DIMINUTIVE IN STATURE. DID I MENTION I WAS A GENIUS?"

MECHANIC JIMMY THE "G", AFTER ALL OF THOSE NASTY ALLEGATIONS REGARDING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, BEFOULED AUTO REPAIR, AND TOM CRUISE, RESURFACES OLDER, WISER & A LITTLE POSSIBLY GAYER.

IT'S 10 PM. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR PUSSY IS?

"Since it's the time of year when the sluts that hang around our office have regret for what might have been tinging their usual fuckishness, we at SkullGame throw up our hands in resignation and give you:

NIHILISM AND THE ART OF AUTOMOTIVE MAINTENANCE with Jimmy the "G"

Tip #380: The front seat snort 'n' slurp

Sometimes, you want to take the number one car out for a night of sleazy, sneak off from the old lady fun. BIG MISTAKE! First, when you get that strawberry to leave the dance floor and accompany you to the parking lot, she's not following you to be impressed with the heft, feel, and overall skill with which you wield your whip. She's after that bump you pour out on the tip of the old gear shift knob, and to simultaneously assess your overall chumpitude.

In fact, the better the car, the more at risk you are for such mishaps as the telltale lipstick tube left behind for your steady girl to find, and dump you over. Some of these skank-a-hoes think that makes
you fair game for them to take on as a full-time sugar daddy! That's the grandiose power of crack, amigo. And where do these grifters get such dirty habits? From the thugs that, if it's a slow night
for tricks, are waiting to slam the door of your own ride on your skull, take keys, stash and wallet for good measure, drive off, and tell the bitch to use some fucking Binaca. And you thought you were
slick!

So, the best kind of vehicle to get what you want without getting jacked is someone else's. If you can't steal a car for the night, take the winter beater. Most four-wheel-drive vehicles have extra room
to lay out and really enjoy the slide. Best of all is a minivan, SUV, or pickup truck, since they lack trunks in which to stash your unconscious body, should Mr. you-know-who be in on the setup. And the wife won't suspect anything if you leave the Bimmer safe in the garage.

That's it for now from Jimmy the "G", reminding you all to buckle up and get the fuck over to the slow lane! I'm late for a motherfucking meth buy!!!!!!