WHEN the initiate attempts to join the wider group of recognized members, this membership base with great frequency employs rites or rituals that form the basis of what might be called "hazing." This "hazing" frequently takes the form of onerous or repellent tasks that seek to bond the sufferer via his humiliation and gross sense of displacement to the normative role of the greater group. In this instance: SkullGame.
AND THE PUNCHLINE: AFTER THIS QUASI-FAG FLED IN THE FACE OF LOADS OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE, YES, WE DID THEM BOTH. BETWEEN THEIR DISTENDED BUTTOCKS. BECAUSE THAT'S...WHAT THE FUCK SKULLGAME IS ABOUT, BOOOOYYYYY.
"I'M FUCKING SORRY Y'ALL ARE SO GODDAMNED STUPID," SAYS UNREGENERATE NFL GAY EXPERT TERRELL OWENS. "IT PAINS ME DEEPLY TO HAVE TO SAY THAT."
"I HAVE A DISPLAYED AFFINITY FOR MAN ASS, YOU STUPID BITCH," SAYS BLACK MAN-GINA FINDER TERRELL OWENS. I MEAN 'I'M SORRY'."
PHILADELPHIA (SkullGame) -- A nearly contrite TERRELL OWENS, hoping to overturn his dismissal from the Philadelphia Eagles, on Tuesday apologized to coach Andy Reid, quarterback Donovan McNabb, the team's owner and president, and fans.
"I fight for what I think is right, regardless of all the whoo haa motherfuckers on that team making friends with each other's penises. In doing so, I alienated a lot of my guinea, chinkee, kike, and spic-a-rican fans and my predominately sausage bound teammates," Owens said, reading from a prepared statement outside of a house outside Philadelphia, gaily festooned with Nazi flags.
His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, an incredibly crafty-with-the-cash Jew as well, said Owens was making a public apology in hopes of returning to the Eagles immediately, in order to secure yet even more Jew mollifying manna.
Owens was suspended Saturday, two days after he said the Eagles showed "a lack of goddamned class" for not publicly recognizing his 100th career touchdown catch in a game on Oct. 23. In the same interview with ESPN.com on Thursday, Owens said the Eagles would be better off with Green Bay's Brett Favre at quarterback instead of McNabb, "a known and nut-juggling mo-mo."
JUDGE ROY BEAN ON BILL CLINTON: HE LIKES FAT KIDS. WHO FELLATE.
CLINTON FLASHING GANG HAND SIGNS.
NEW YORK (SkullGame) — BILL CLINTON, former president, chubby-chaser, flagrant womanizer, and fucking lunchbox himself, is teaming up with Nickelodeon executives in a $30 million campaign to help rectify the dire health crisis of childhood obesity—producers of the popular Spongebob Squarepants cartoon announced Thursday.
At a press-conference held earlier in the day, Nickelodeon CEO Sumner Redstone joined Clinton in hurling invectives at our nation's youth calling them “worthless, witless, fit-less, lazy sonsabitches” while simultaneously urging regular viewing of cartoons and plugging Spongebob-themed video games and snack-foods; before retreating to private quarters to suckle the cock of Satan, sodomize interns, and further plan Clinton’s extra 15 minutes in the faux-humanitarian limelight where he can pretend that he isn’t a dumb, fat redneck from Arkansas at heart and girth.
Plans to launch a crusade against ugly children and cunt wives are reportedly also in the works —another battle that Clinton, obviously, has no effective strategy to offer save for being the poster child for prophylactics and poly-amorous secretary diddling, or whatever the fuck it is that helps him forget about it all.
ARBEITSMACHFUHRER ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S EYES NARROW AGAINST POSSIBLY COLLUSION OF HEBREWS & NOVEMBER CRIMINALS IN HIS STUNNING ELECTION NIGHT REBUKE.
ARNOLD, WANDERING HIS OLD HAUNTS NEAR OR AROUND VENICE BEACH, MUTTERING "JUDEN...JUDEN...."
SACRAMENTO (SkullGame) -- At least five of the eight ARBEITSFUHRER ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER-sponsored statewide ballot measures have gone down in defeat, with three others losing narrowly as returns from yesterday's election pour in.
Losing narrowly are three other propositions that stirred public passions -- parent notification of teens seeking an abortion and two hard-fought initiatives backed by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger that would extend teacher probation periods and require employee consent for political use of union dues.
The special election was called by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who supported four of the eight ballot propositions, including Propositions 76 and 77 who, in reponse to questions regarding his failure at the polls yesterday said, "it is quite clearly the handiwork of the Zionist lobby. The dirty Zionist lobby. The dirty, money-lending Jewy Jew Jew Jew Zionist lobby."
IN MORE NEWS OF THE OBVIOUS: NEGRO SOMEWHERE FIRED FOR SOMETHING.
"I WAS WONDERING WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG...."
HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- Page Kennedy, a known-Negro, who plays a Negro fugitive from the law on "Desperate Housewives," was fired from the hit ABC drama, in a stunning case of life imitating Negro fiction, for improper conduct, even given his Blackamoor standing, a series spokeswoman said Tuesday.
Kennedy, who joined the show this season, was let go Friday after a "thorough investigation by the anti-dressing-room masturbation studio" of the allegations against him, publicist Janet Daily said. "Desperate Housewives" is produced by Touchstone Television, part of The Walt Disney Co.
The alleged misconduct didn't involve another cast member, a source close to the production said, speaking on condition of anonymity. It instead seemed to involve "loads and loads of, um, yes, I see: loads."
