Caballero

Rating: FIVE "Peaches & Ass Cream" BUSTED NUTS

SEKA.

In an ideal world the review would end exactly right the fuck there but here in a much-less-than-ideal world it seems there's some explanation about that which constitutes the best and the brightest of the kind of porn we grew up with and why it's presence here is a breathe of fresh fucking mentholated air.

SEKA. SURELY.

1) SEKA's fucking creamy goodness is such like that you never see anymore in this age of terminal skin cancer and tattoos. And it's creamy. And good. Something else that was slick about Seka: she never over-performed. TERI WEIGEL? She overperforms. Seka? You could fuck her in your parent's basement (where lots of these scenes seem to have been filmed). Fucking with a certain quiet intensity? Yes, please.

2) the constant spectre of looming death: no condoms combined with the spectral presence of JOHHNY HOLMES adds a certain frisson of fin de siecle fucking (look 'em up) pre-AIDS...

3) AUNT PEG, LISA DeLEEUW, JAMIE GILLIS, and the one, the only, the oily JOHN LESLIE and finally

4) the fucking soundtrack.

If you need more than that you're not likely to find it in a non-fag feature. -- VINNIE ROSE

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