Filmco

Rating: FIVE "Jesus Fucking A Christ" BUSTED NUTS

I've always loved Filmco. I love them for many reasons not the least of which is the fact that if you're not crazy, their flicks will make you crazy and if you're already crazy, well you, like us, well you don't feel so bad when watching their shit. You feel like you're...well, almost, home. Kind of. Sort of. Especially if your home is littered with the broken remnants of that which might only be charitably described as human garbage.

AGE BEFORE BEAUTY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......UH. WE MEAN, YES.

And I don't mean the woman, in this flick, god forbid. No. She's a salt of the earth type. Approximately 84 years of salting the earth to be exact. Yes, that's right: EIGHTY FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD!!! Gigi, you see that's her name, well, Gigi, to put this in perspective Gigi was born when Woodrow Wilson was President and she voted for FDR the first time he ran.

So the fact that at 84 she decides to get gangpoled by exactly the kind of men you'd think who'd line up to gangpole an 84 year old: future, if not current, felons, miscreants and men who will invariably be telling their friends in an act to end all acts of barroom oneupmanship: "I dropped a load into the mouth of a woman who will be dead in 5 years."

And his friends will grow/get quiet and they will anoint him winner of the I Will Do Anything With My Cock Award.

Which is why this vid is so fucking goddamned perfect. These 10 men do it with their dicks so that you don't have to. And do it they do. And Gigi is not one of those "faux" 50s granny types who are really 38 year old broads with a few pounds to them either. Nooooooo....she's every inch of 84 and posing on the cover in threadbare teddy and a walker all distended Granny flesh and creaking voice begging for cock well after most women have ceased even being recognized as knowing which end of the cock to use for coconut? Well it doesn't get much better than this.

For those about to croak, we fucking SALUTE you!!! -- VINNIE ROSE

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