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Rating: FIVE "Closet Cleaning Derailed By Masturbation. News At 11" BUSTED NUTS

Can you imagine how many pornos we got around the house? OK, how many you got around YOUR house? 20? Maybe? OK, double up on that just for shits. Just for giggles. So, maybe, you, Playboy, gots what? 40 at home? Stashed here, there and everywhere? Oooo. You're a tough guy. Yeah. Tough. Now lessee, how many WE gots around the joint?

BACK IN 1977. WHEN PORN WAS DIRTY & BEFORE IT BECAME JUST ANOTHER CAREER MOVE. THERE WAS NANCY SUITER.

One...two...maybe starting counting by fucking factors of 40. Why? Because with over 2000 fucking reviews on the site as well as all of those kiped from years working for Hustler, well let's just say that if we lived in New Orleans about 2 weeks ago we'd be floating out between water mocassins, gators, and dead dogs on the Good Ship USS Semen, composed almost solely from the aggregate PVC of over 5000 pornos.

I'm not saying this means ANYTHING. I'm just SAYING.

And so when we had the Fall cleaning at the offices here and came across this, and well a VCR that we had to dust off, and started playing this fucking vid we had a familiar rush of remembrance, ennui connected to Jim Holliday's never-ending commentary on the ho'story of history, and hand-to-dick-itis.

Perfect.

Over 50 classic vintage sluts getting slutted, slammed, spammed and slicked for over two hours.

Perfect. -- VINNIE ROSE

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