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Rating: FIVE "$2000 For The Black Woman" BUSTED NUTS

KELI STEWART. KELI STEWART. KELI STEWART.....

You know how there was that uncle who went to 'Nam (Fallujah, whatever) and when he came back he just said the same thing over and over again while sipping vodka from an old spaghetti jar on the kitchen table? Yeah, right before he started shooting at the newsboy? Well, that's the way we feel about KELI STEWART.

WHAT YOU'RE SEEING IS WHAT I HOPE TO SEE WHEN I DIE: HEAVEN: CHRISTY CANYON (LEFT) & KELI STEWART KISSING EACH OTHER CUZ THEY'RE SO FUCKING HAPPY THAT ME & MY COCK HAVE FINALLY SHOWN UP. GO AHEAD & FUCKING LAUGH YOU LOSERS....SHE'S MINE!!! MINE!!! I TELL YOU!!!

She is sooooo fucking hot. So fucking hot. In fact I don't think I've ever fucked a finer looking Black chick and I don't even think there IS a finer looking Black chick who when she fucks you? It seems like she's just laughing at you the whole time? Mocking, ever mocking. Jesus. She taps alla my fetishes all at once: irretrievably sweet, big giant titties, curvy, lips like slices of fucking mango. Takes a lot to smooth out my jaundice but a bitch this fucking slick is it and even though the scenes that she's in with KITTEN NATIVIDAD, in her height also hot enough to make you want to go on a killing spree and USCHI DIGARD, makes this a troika of tool tugging terror: tits, tits, and even more tits and asses and all of it just shaking like it was quaking in some San Fernando trailerpark in 1978, diminished in NO WAY by the presence of BIG Johnny Holmes, this vid largely sucks but for the presence of these broads for whom I would kill just about ANYBODY for a minute of them juggling my nuts (and actually having had my nuts in real life juggled by Kitten) I know of what I speak.

IF YOU DON'T GET THIS VID YOU ARE A HOPELESS, WORTHLESS FAGGOT WHO CRUISES OVER THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

Thanks for listening. -- VINNIE ROSE

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