Shogun

Rating: THREE "Engrishly Speaking" BUSTED NUTS

1) Kiss Me, I'm A Monkey.

2) It No Game

3) Yarite Yarasero

What is, examples of t-shirt english propagated by our Nipponese brethern in order to forget all about World War 2, Alex?

Exactifuckingmundo.

JAPANESE TRANSLATION FROM BOX BACK: "WE WILL KILL YOU ROUND EYES. WHILE YOU SLEEP. WITH OUR LITTLE INDUSTRIOUS FUCKING HANDS. YOU WILL DIE. SOON. OR JUST AS SOON AS WE MAKE A BUNCH MORE HIGH QUALITY CONSUMER ELECTRONICS."

I LOVED SATAN?!?!!? And then what? Then you decided to live life along the straight and narrow confines up to and including sucking cock, fucking that same sucked cock with the same hole previously made use of by another mumbling Japanese broad?

Obviously.

Now you might think that I hated this movie, what with its born-again Christianity, aforementioned mumbling, pubic thatches, and my number one fucking bete noire: Japanese cocks, but I did not because first and foremost it gave me ample opportunity to jerk off japanese style, cock towering over Tokyo, or my laptop's version of the same, like some sort of Godzilla-esque fucking thing imagining the women of The Rising Sun rising to the occasion of worshipping my cock as it fucking changes their fucking WORLD with the kind of sexing that's made my sausage famous from the hill to the harbor.

In other words?

Yes. It made me feel like the god I am. The god of the underworld. And yes, baby, I loved you too. -- VINNIE ROSE

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