Madness

Rating: THREE "The Scent Of Green Papaya" BUSTED NUTS

The good news: lots of Asian bitches sucking and sometimes fucking cock.

The bad news: it's not your cock. It's DAVID AARON CLARK'S cock.

WERE KIMMY KAHN TO ACTUALLY BE STARRING IN A FUCKING ENGAGEMENT WITH OUR COCKS WE CAN MOST ASSUREDLY GUARANTEE YOU THAT THIS SCENE WOULD LOOK LIKE A FUCKING COCONUT OIL TANKER EXPLOSION

CLARK is one of the few auteurs in gonzo porn and I'd gladly watch every movie he's directed. His apartment serves as location for all the scenes here and, as evidenced in the background, he has an impressive collection of books and crap.

Which attests to two simple facts:

1. He knows his KAZUO from his KUROSAWA.
2. He's a couch potato.

And he fucks like one.

So the action here gets boring. It's a home fuck video without the benefit of your own meatstick being involved. You can't sit there and relive the glory, saying "Hey, I remember that bitch. She rimmed me!" Or whatever's appropriate. (In VINNIE'S case, "Nevermind the cock, she was only 72!")

Which leads me to think, CLARK should've included a director's commentary. Narrate some trivia and tidbits to keep us interested. Tell us which ho sucked best, which ho actually knew how to read.

Etc.

The hoes: LACEY TOM, KIMMY KAHN, LUCY LEE, MILA YUNG, NAUTICA THORN, and LOLITA YOUNG. Who looks dangerously in need of some nutritious food. -- MR. XTRA

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