Harmony Films

Rating: ONE "Seriously. I Only Busted One Nut" BUSTED NUTS

This is the first time that reviewing a porno has actually felt like work. I mean, who the fuck wants to watch crap like this? This is all part of a disturbing new trend that involves asinine attempts to mix porn with "ART," and in the immortal words of SS Decontrol, "How much art can you take?"

When it comes to porn, the answer is; ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NADA!!!

TANYA HYDE manages to ruin some damn good nutworthy scenes, with cheesy sets, freaky props, and a truly insipid commentary. You barely hear the actual actresses! I want to hear broads screaming and shouting obscenities, not some pretentious, English tart saying things like, "Oh yes, suck his spunk, wank his cock, I'll have the spotted dick. Nip up the weckershams." Jesus fucking Christ!

TANYA HYDE, SISTER OF MR., DISTANTLY RELATED TO JEKYLL, SPECIALIZES IN...YOU GOT IT: BUZZ ROACHING.

Some might think this film is more aimed at a female audience. I got news for you, I watched this one with two girls, and they both fucking hated it, so so much for that theory.

Like I said, a lot of the scenes have "POTENTIAL"... I especially enjoyed DONNA MARIE, but lose the fucking gas masks, clown make-up, and rubber goddamn sheets, and we'll get along just fine. -- RAYMOND J. JUSTIN JONES JR. THE 3RD

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