Evasive Angles

Rating: FIVE "Fill "Er Up" BUSTED NUTS

I'm banging this Filipino chick. She's a fuck buddy I met a couple months before. Mid-30s and still looking fresh. Used to do bit-part work in a TV series that was a hit around the world. "Second Hot Bitch On The Left" was her sorta role.

ANNIE CRUZ WITH THAT WONDERFULLY WOUNDED LOOK THAT SAYS "PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME IN MY ASSHOLE & THEN LEAVE YOUR BURBLING JIZ TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED BY DEGENERATES FOR DEGENERATES ON MY GENTLY PUCKERED ROUND EYE." WHICH IS, CURIOUSLY ENOUGH, EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

Anyways, I'm fucking her ass and she says to me, "Cum inside my ass." So naturally I say, "What?" Which means I get to hear her say the magic words again. But she replies, something that, in fact, caused this to be A Great Moment In Load Blowing History:

"I want your cum to dry inside my ass."

Nice. Is that the dirtiest thing a bitch's ever said to me whilst boning? Pretty fucking close. And this creampie DVD arrived with perfect timing -- the day after the above -- allowing me to relive by proxy the immediate past.

Loads get blown into four asses here: LUCY THAI, ANNIE CRUZ, TAMI LYNN, and KEANNA LEE, who claims in separate interviews to be from "Hawaii" and, uh, "Panama". Or maybe that was her favorite song? Like it fucking matters.

All up, I dug this one. Long live the anal creampie!! -- MR. XTRA

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