Evil Angel

Rating: THREE "Three Nuts A'Crackin'" BUSTED NUT

ROCCO SIC-WHATEVER is what we gentleman like to refer to as a Renaissance man, which means that he'd probably fuck you in the ass if you didn't have an Ex-Parte restraining order served promptly upon his arrival. In this nice little delve into debauchery, Rocco turns bitches out like they were origami; and I don't believe I once heard him apologize for it. Where's your Latvian girlfriend, again?

DOING FOR ME WHAT I CAN'T DO FOR MYSELF: ROCCO & SILVIA, SUCKING FOR THE ALLIES

To be blunt; this video will have you seeing more action than the Viet-fucking-Cong; and chances are (like the VietCong) one of your loved ones has had some serious game ran on them; and a couple chickens have been killed as an afterthought. Now I won't bullshit you: I know fuck-all about the Eastern Bloc (besides the fact that they turn out some righteous grindcore and some hot fucking sluts) and for all I know all this happened in Russia, and I'm still marveling at how they fit those bitches into envelopes. I've since been lost, guys--but I can approximate the moment my mind started to boggle; and that was during the first scene where these people decide it's best to leave the loving warmth of the space heater and suck dick in the snow. I furrowed my brow in an even more exaggerated manner when this human handkerchief proceeded to get a proctology exam while a rather disinterested Babushka made cowboy hats in the background. Me? I couldn’t explain my erection. You (being much more human) probably can.

So...yeah, you get no play-by–play, and you fucking like it. We'll pitch it you underhand--there is nary a hole that is tackled with reverence here. This exercise in "all that is bitch" is complete with a bunch of faggots rubbing yam-bags whilst testing the will of the taint; hos being turned into Chinese finger traps of the homosapien variety; Double blow jobs, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, and the sum of getting some is presented in all it's pixilated glory. Chances are, if you have a problem, this DVD will solve it.

Starring: CHRISTY, PRINCESS, CLAUDIA JAMSSON, MELODIE MAGIC, NICOLE, MARTINA MERCEDES...and right about this time they cease to have names and start to become numbers...

Oh, and it should be noted that I could fuck all these girls--not just speaking in the realm of the fact that I could get it hard long enough to stick it in; but in the sense that for a rental of Caddyshack and a value meal from Burger King I could get these bitches to yak on my nuts. This makes empathy much easier for me...and probably much harder on you. -- JUDGE ROY BEAN

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