Evil Angel
Rating: FOUR "By My Dick, No Doubt" BUSTED NUTS
Damn...I think I'm in for some serious fun with this one. All-girl, all-anal? What more can a man ask for? Heaven.
BELLADONNA NOT ONLY HAD A KID WITH THAT LOSER, JULES JORDAN'S WEBSLAVE BUT, OUR PLAYER HATER SENSORS INDICATE, SHE'S T MINUS TWO YEARS FROM DUMPING HIM FOR VINCE VOUYER'S HOUSEBOY
KIMBERLY KANE and JULIE NIGHT open things up (pun intended) with a nurse/patient scenario (ah, if only all nurses wore pink rubber). Julie is especially hot, all filthy looks to the camera as she plays with Kim's ass, which is mighty fine it must be said. Though once they start on the spit play, ass licking and huge dildo insertions you'll either turn off in disgust or be begging for more - thankfully I'm in the latter, but you really do either like this shit (again, pun intended) or you don't. Thing is, the girls I've normally seen doing scenes like this are worse looking than BILL CLINTON's t-bone, but these ladies are high grade no two-dollar whores to be found here.
Next up are KAYLA MARIE and MELISSA LAUREN, with pretty much more of the same. How much is Bella paying these chicks? Last time I checked, swallowing another person's choked-up spit ain't exactly what would fry my pancake. Still, Melissa looks evil in some sky high boots (always a plus for deviants like me), the only disappointment is Kayla trying to insert into Melissa a dildo that looks like Mumm-Ra from Thundercats a welcome comedy diversion, but design-wise it just isnt cricket. Leave it to the buttplug to end all buttplugs to provide the real entertainment this floorstanding behemoth looks like it could perform abortions if used incorrectly rather unsettling when you consider Bella is pregnant on disc 2. The mind boggles.
Finally for disc 1 we have horny nuns. With crucifix-shaped dildos. Superb. This shit would send the Pope off in style. KATJA KASSIN and ROXY JEZEL certainly look the part (why can't I meet British girls like Roxy?) and even though their boot-in-ass technique fails them, they carry on regardless, proceeding to kiss each other through a glass table... far from turning me on it reminded me of blowing air into your cheeks against windows when you were a kid. Or maybe that was just me...
Bella turns up looking nasty as ever on disc 2, playing with RYAN CONNER's curves like only she knows how. Her ass doesn't get a huge workout but blonde Ryan is way too gorgeous for it to matter, decked in a fishnet bodystocking that leaves nothing to the imagination. I almost shit myself when I saw Bella was pregnant, and I really do despair if her kid sees any of this film when they're older... maybe Bella should have done a scene with Barney or The Bear In The Big Blue House, just to soften the blow.
Next Bella turns to ISOBEL for her fun and boy, what fun she has. I don't think I've ever heard a woman utter 'I want to taste your intestines' before now, and I still don't know whether to be shocked or not...this really does push the boundaries of anal entertainment. With Bella in the bodystocking this time she sets about totally destroying Isobel's perfectly formed ass, again using that abortion-inducing medieval torture device of a dildo to choke and pummel her into submission. Watching the behind-the-scenes footage it's hard to believe they enjoyed it, but it seems the case, and after watching Bella get her entire tongue down Isobel's asshole I was surprised I was still able to see.
Young men shouldn't be exposed to this kind of stuff Lord knows what they might do to an unsuspecting girlfriend in the heat of the moment especially without an enema... God, I'm not even going to go there. -- TEABAG
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